Sunday, June 19, 2011

funny quotes on facebook

images funny quotes on facebook. funny quotes on facebook. funny quotes for facebook
  • funny quotes for facebook



  • sunny26
    03-10 10:37 AM
    if its for education then consult with ur lawyer whether its possible to file for eb3 with same labour.if not file for appeal and get some time.apply new labour





    wallpaper funny quotes for facebook funny quotes on facebook. funny quotes for facebook.
  • funny quotes for facebook.



  • franklin
    06-27 04:41 PM
    This question has been answered multiple times on this forum. Instead of starting a new thread I suggest

    1. Doing a forum search
    2. Donating money to IV since you will have saved so much of your time getting an immediate answer





    funny quotes on facebook. funny quotes for facebook
  • funny quotes for facebook



  • makemygc
    08-03 10:58 PM
    Here is the link.

    http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.eb1d4c2a3e5b9ac89243c6a7543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=68439c7755cb9010VgnVCM10000045f3d6a1RCR D&vgnextchannel=68439c7755cb9010VgnVCM10000045f3d6a1 RCRD

    Thanks. I still don't see it. It's definitely my cache issue. I even tried firefox but still see the last update of 08/02/2007.

    August, 2007


    USCIS Urges H-2B Employers to Continue to Identify "Returning Workers" on Petitions for Fiscal Year (FY) 2008 Start Dates (46KB PDF)
    08/02/2007

    Fact Sheet: Naturalization Through Military Service (44KB PDF)
    08/01/2007


    Never mind...it must be something wierd in my machine.





    2011 funny quotes for facebook. funny quotes on facebook. funny sayings for facebook.
  • funny sayings for facebook.



  • bond65
    08-28 11:25 AM
    kaisersose, is it mandatory for the beneficiary to sign the approved labor before attaching it to the I140 application ?

    According to the legal assistant:

    Traditional Labor:

    Incase of substitution the beneficiary has to sign the approved labor. Otherwise it is not required.

    PERM: Requires beneficiary's signature.



    more...


    funny quotes on facebook. funny quotes on facebook.
  • funny quotes on facebook.



  • justAnotherFile
    07-11 09:18 PM
    this is not a published article.
    He has just taken the issue you emailed him, verbatim and posted it as an alert on this board. NO claims or copyrights on the verbiage.
    so I guess it is ok.





    funny quotes on facebook. funny quotes for facebook
  • funny quotes for facebook



  • abracadabra102
    12-19 11:29 AM
    My Friend, My Friend' Friend and Friend.. and the story goes on. I am sure you Friend has access to net and can express himself... ask him to post here and I am sure he will get ton's of first hand advise..

    I second this post. Your "friend" should learn to fend for him/herself and post directly here.



    more...


    funny quotes on facebook. funny quotes for facebook
  • funny quotes for facebook



  • minimalist
    10-08 01:37 PM
    I am starting this thread to collect and share experiences using EAD as proof of legal presence with with VA DMV.
    1) I read on the forums that if we take EAD to DMV , they would fax it to Richmond and wait for verification.It could take anywhere from half an hour to 1 week.
    I went to DMV in TysonsCorner, was told that I need to bring I797 to be able to get them to fax it. This was on 10/2/2010
    2)I went to Franconia DMV with I797 for my EAD application. ( I797 is the receipt notice )
    I was told that, I need to bring Original receipt notice of 485 application and If I have that, the manager can issue me the licence then and there.
    I said that I cannot get the original 485 receipt and requested them to fax it to Richmond and wait for the response.Then they started saying even for faxing they need 485 original receipt.
    I couldn't corroborate that , but any way decided to try Tysons corner DMV again.
    This is today, 10/08/2010.

    I will update the post after trying one more time at Tysonscorner DMV with I797 of EAD.
    If anybody else has experience or knowledge of this process , please post to this thread.





    2010 funny quotes for facebook funny quotes on facebook. funny quotes on facebook.
  • funny quotes on facebook.



  • h1techSlave
    01-08 03:05 PM
    from an old article: http://heather.cs.ucdavis.edu/H1BSummary.pdf?popup=false

    Here is an outline of my proposal:
    � To be eligible to an H-1B, the employer would be required to have not have laid off Americans
    in similar jobs within the last 6 months, and not employ H-1Bs in more than 15% of its technical
    workforce.
    � An employer who wishes to hire an H-1B would be required to advertise the job on a central Dept. of
    Labor (DOL) Web page for 30 days. If the employer did not hire an American during this period, the
    employer would have automatic permission to hire the H-1B.
    � The wage paid to an H-1B would be required to be at least the national median for all workers in the
    field, including those with all levels of experience.
    � After hiring the H-1B, the employer would update the entry in the database, stating the qualifications
    of the H-1B who was hired.33
    � The visa would be valid for 3 years. During this time, the worker could move from employer to
    employer at will, providing that each new employer goes through the 30-day ad procedure on the
    DOL database.
    � If the worker were to stay employed in the tech field for all but 60 days during the 3-year period, the
    worker would be deemed as having proved his/her value to the economy, and would automatically be
    granted permanent-resident (i.e. green card) status.
    � If on the other hand, the worker were to become unemployed for more than 60 days, he/she would be
    required to leave the country within 15 days.



    more...


    funny quotes on facebook. funny quotes facebook. funny
  • funny quotes facebook. funny



  • eb3retro
    06-09 08:37 AM
    Hi all,

    I have come to texas on a B1 to the client location. I stayed with my colleague who has a apartment here. When we left to office ( my first day ) .I made a mistake leaving my passport and others in apartment. .

    I have applied and got a new passport .

    I have applied for I-94 by filing I-102 . The processing dates are very slow for this . I only have a reciept of this and nothing.

    I am leaving 3july next month...what need to be done....i dont even have a VISA.

    And what needs to be done for B1 VISA.

    I emailed the chennai US embassy but couldnt get any reply............



    PLEAASE...HELP:(:confused:

    is this in dallas or houston?





    hair funny sayings for facebook. funny quotes on facebook. funny facebook status sayings.
  • funny facebook status sayings.



  • sportsguy131
    07-31 02:28 PM
    Hello,
    I have a question, this is about my mom's H1 B visa. Her H1B visa is about to expire in one month.(she had a maximum stay for 6 years). But my grandfather had applied for a greencard process for my mom through family based and we are 2 months away from getting the visa numbers. So Is there any way my mom can extend her H1B. She is currently working as a teacher. (There are lot of options for people who applied for Greencard process through employment, but I don't see any for family based greencard process). Any help would be really appreciated.
    Thank You.



    more...


    funny quotes on facebook. very funny quotes for facebook
  • very funny quotes for facebook



  • genius
    04-18 07:41 PM
    Can no news be good news,in case your application has been selected and not returned?





    hot funny quotes on facebook. funny quotes on facebook. funny quotes facebook.
  • funny quotes facebook.



  • 485Mbe4001
    03-06 03:42 PM
    Hang in there, i am in a similar boat, I applied for 485 in late 2003 and missed the boat each time with namecheck, i was cleared all this while but my wife who is the primary was stuck. I am on my 4th EAD/AP, just applied for the 5time.

    My 6 years of H1 expired long back, i guess we were lucky to be able to file for 485 and i could continue working on EAD.

    Our great lawyer who filed an EB3 petion for my wife and 'advisied' my company 3 years back not to spend money on my labor because my wifes PD of mid 2002 was good. I know i should have broken a coconut and applied vermillion on the application before sending it off, maybe that would have changed everything :p

    I filed my I485 mid 2003. I missed the boat end of 2004, some where in 2005 and then in 2007 when my dates were current. My pd is in 2002. People who filed with me have been approved and they are ready for citizenship next year :mad:, while I got my 6th EAD approved



    more...


    house funny quotes for facebook funny quotes on facebook. funny facebook status sayings.
  • funny facebook status sayings.



  • Krilnon
    11-20 03:06 PM
    It's fairly likely, since the judges will have made their selections before the weekend. I guess it depends on what Kirupa has planned for the weekend. :sure:





    tattoo funny quotes for facebook funny quotes on facebook. funny monkey
  • funny monkey



  • arihant
    10-16 01:23 PM
    If it was at 2' 16'' during the month you got LUD, it means you are stuck in name check.

    ~

    Which star are you referring to? Is it my birth star? Also, what does 2'16" mean and where can I get information about its alignment for the month of my LUD?

    This is so far the best explanation someone has given on how to interpret LUDs. But, please provide more details on how to study the stars.



    more...


    pictures funny quotes for facebook funny quotes on facebook. funny quotes for facebook
  • funny quotes for facebook



  • Akia
    03-25 08:48 AM
    Possibly, see here: Law Office of Elaine Martin - immigration news: H-1B fees (http://martinvisalaw.blogspot.com/search/label/H-1B%20fees).

    You must also look at the "actual wage."

    Elaine, thank you very much for the information. Can I ask for one more favor? Where can I find the memo or official document regarding the "filing fee -- actual wage" issue?





    dresses funny quotes facebook. funny quotes on facebook. funny quotes on facebook.
  • funny quotes on facebook.



  • chanduv23
    10-01 03:23 PM
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^



    more...


    makeup funny quotes facebook. funny funny quotes on facebook. funny quotes for facebook
  • funny quotes for facebook



  • GKBest
    12-26 06:31 PM
    Context is very important here. IRS has its own rules, USCIS has got its own and then universities have their own set of rules. I have had a lot of fight with university to get in-state tution fee on H-4 visa. So please explain your context and I can shed some more light on this topic (based on my own experience).

    Can you tell me more about your fight with universities in getting an instate tuition under H-4? My son have been a CA resident for the past 7 years and has studied in CA schools. Doesn't this qualify him for an in-state tuition? What documents does he need to present to the university to show that he is qualified?





    girlfriend funny monkey funny quotes on facebook. hot funny sayings for
  • hot funny sayings for



  • johnamit
    08-15 09:20 AM
    Thanks for bringing this up and highlighting the issue.

    The below quoted estimate is when we are assuming a perfect world, however I believe it will take longer than this.


    • There will be around 1Million AOS/I-485) applications by Aug 17 which will take 1M/140K = 7+ years to clear the backlog. Thus, late priority dates will remain retrogressed for several years.





    hairstyles very funny quotes for facebook funny quotes on facebook. funny sayings and quotes for
  • funny sayings and quotes for



  • dealsnet
    02-27 09:33 AM
    That is why US consulate is not giving visit visa to Indian youths 15-35 years of age.
    They know, these guys will come here and work then marry a US citizen to remain legal.
    So need legal entry is required, then remain illegal, without any problem, just marry a US citizen.
    This is giving a problem to deserving visit visa applicants.

    Thank you. I was going to reply to Dealsnet and state that, but you beat me to it.

    On a side note, i was going to add that out of status itself does not determine the start of the clock, for the 3 and 10 year bans, .. that would be "unlawful stay" determined from the expiration of the date on the I-94 OR an administrative determination of unlawful stay based on when they discovered the out of status situation. However, for the above purposes [GC based on marriage], this point is moot.





    senram
    01-26 04:49 PM
    From 2006 this bill was introduced and discussed several times. We will wait and see what 2011 brings

    01/26/2011: Comprehensive Immigration Reform Bill Introduced in the Senate 01/25/2011

    * Yesterday, the Majority Leader, Senator Harry Reid, introduced S.6 bill in the Senate to reform America's broken immigration system, co-sponsored by nine other Senators. This is one of the ten bills he placed in the Senate's priority agenda for the 112th Congress. This has a long way to go ahead, but it symbolizes the Senate Democrats' plan to initiate debate on this key issue. Please stay tuned to this web site for the development of this legislation.
    * Text of S.6:
    o Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,
    o SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.
    + This Act may be cited as the ``Reform America's Broken Immigration System Act''.
    o SEC. 2. SENSE OF THE SENATE.
    o It is the sense of the Senate that Congress should--
    + (1) fulfill and strengthen our Nation's commitments regarding border security;
    + (2) pass legislation to support our national and economic security, such as the DREAM Act, which would allow students who came to America before turning 16 to earn citizenship by attending college or joining the armed forces, and AgJobs, which would help to ensure a stable and legal agricultural workforce and protect the sustainability of the American agricultural industry;
    + (3) implement a rational legal immigration system to ensure that the best and brightest minds of the world can come to the United States and create jobs for Americans while, at the same time, safeguarding the rights and wages of American workers;
    + (4) require all United States workers to obtain secure, tamper-proof identification to prevent employers from hiring people here illegally, and toughen penalties on employers who break labor and immigration laws;
    + (5) hold people accountable who are currently here illegally by requiring them to either earn legal status through a series of penalties, sanctions, and requirements, or face immediate deportation; and
    + (6) adopt practical and fair immigration reforms to help ensure that families are able to be together.





    dwhuser
    09-14 05:11 PM
    Curious to see if there is any luck for spouse approvals in the September 2009 PD movement ?



    No comments:

    Post a Comment